The American Asshole

Alright I'm currently stable but I wasn't about an hour ago, why the fuck does he have to piss me off???? I mind my business and even admit to my minor mistake but seriously! Ok so here's the snitch; I was sitting at home enjoying some Killer karaoke on tv, love that show anyways I felt a little hungry and wanted a coffee so I went to a Starbucks nearby my house. So I grabbed my bike and was on my way to leisure park.

Let me be clear, IT WAS 11PM at night and I didn't see a cat out so I continued cycling on the bridge where I wan't supposed to. Till I saw this american dude and his wife walking on it so I slowed down till he jumped right in front of me. I managed to crash myself into the wall almost being thrown in the water by the impact in order not to crash into him. Seriously instead of being sorry of my hand arm and leg bleeding he started shouting at me that it was a thousand dollar fine to be riding my bike there. So despite the crash I was  still cool so I said that I accept any consequence that comes because of my actions and will pay the fine if the proper authorities made me to but this only pissed the dude of he snapped a picture of me with his black Iphone 5, Ok so first thing that came to my mind was that I forgot to smile especially when he said he was gonna put me on the web,( Ok so what? stomp me than show the world i don't  care ) so i asked if he could retake cause I wasn't smiling well instead of retaking this dude went ballistic and started shouting at me that he would tell my parents ( first off I only have a mom and she is half way around the world, secondly she would just laugh so Ok) than he told me to act like an adult. So I wasn't the one losing my cool, but I have to grow up, really??? I didn't want my face damaged cause I had a shoot the next day so I just said OK turned around and continued my way.

So just before I left the bridge I shouted FUCK YOU at the dude and he went like a nuclear missile BAHAHAHAHA I jumped on my bike and raced off he probably had more exercise running after me than he did at the gym LOL but gave up quickly with his wife shouting at him HAHAHA. So I don't and will not hold a grudge against all americans cause I LOVE HOTDOGS but I will still laugh when I see him sweating again LOL he was sweating more than me going through customs in Singapore...

sorry for all mistakes above!!

why is the sun and the moon appear to be the same size...

*WARNING THIS POST MAY LOOK AS IF I AM CRAZY BUT THIS IS ONLY BECAUSE I AM!*

Have you ever looked up at night before reaching your orgasm and saw the moon and than when taking a shit outdoors and looked a the sky and saw the sun and wondered, 'Hey that's the same size as the moon.'
Well... That's not what happened to me (at least not the second part solely because I think it is illegal to take off your pants in public let alone take a shit... at least in Singapore). I mean why can't we take a shit in public, we are fertalising the soil as we remove our bodily waste (talk about two birds with one stone) AND the release feels as if you are freed of enslavement.

Now back to THE TOPIC, the moon is currently 14.6 million square miles while the sun is ummm a few million times more. UGH this is boring, now back to my story WHY THE FISH is the sun and the moon appear the same size well... theoretically speaking the sun is like a lot further and the moon is well a lot closer   to the earth. Well I'ma show you what it means to me, so the 1 is the moon 0 the sun and 8 the earth. 8=1====================================================0 or have you been in the flyer and saw a fat dude on the ground (which represents the sun) and a small dude(the moon) next to you in the capsule and at a certain height they well look the same...

Alright I'm done with my shit now!

-J

Naomi Neo

It's probably kind of weird for me to post about other people and also kinda ironic as I created this blog for myself but I find that this really captured my attention in a positive and yet a negative way. Naomi Neo captured my attention not because of her looks (sorry but she ain't a super model) but by the words she expresses in her blog.

Ok but before I get into details about my opinion, let me tell you a little about her, She is SUPER famous having close to 60 000 followers on twitter, close to 43 000 on  Instagram and runs a blog with over 5   million views, she is by far the most followed Singaporean blogger that I've ever seen. So I got curious as to how she quickly yet silently made a rise to fame. It sounds kind of weird but my verdict is that her fame is ALL due to her haters, makes no sense right?? Yeah but let me explain, well apparently people posted nasty comments about her causing her to retaliate with a blog post 'AN ENTRY TO MY HATERS'. Wherein she explains how harsh comments affected her outlook on life, as the haters only commented about the flaws Naomi has. There was this old dude that once said ' nothing nice to say??? Than shut the f*ck up'  I mean how would you feel if someone told you that you are fat or short or tall? You'll probably ignore it but I bet you that you'll look in the mirror tonight and spot all the flaws that the body your mom gave you has.

Lets take a look at her top NASTY comments;

1.Naomi cakes her face with make up!
-My verdict; I actually prefer a girl who at least realizes her flaws and cares about her appearance and how people sees her. Besides I'm a dude and even I wear make up (on projects only) and girls actually don't mind. I personally find it kinda cute and makes me feel at ease when she wears make up, to me it means that she is human too and thus also has errors.

2. Naomi Neo photoshops her pictures.
-Now this is an arguable topic as she claims she only edits lighting which causes her face to appear perfect. My verdict, lighting does have a major impact upon her face I've seen the magic before and totally think it is possible. Now, even if she uses photoshop, which I know nothing about, to edit her pictures I totally don't blame her. I mean have you seen un-edited pictures of even the most famous models before??? Ok here are some;

You feeling me now???

3. Naomi fakes her boobs with push-up bras.
-Ah, boobs, this is probably the lowest of all comments, which b*tches resort to if they have nothing more to say. Well she is still quite young, meaning that it is still growing, furthermore I usually don't look at size of boobs, I actually like it normal to a smaller side. Huge ones usually makes it look like you are in some african camp with over-grown mountains on their chests. I like to hear a heart-beat under it all, note: I only like humans including their uniqueness sometimes defined as imperfections.

4. She's a bitch.
-I haven't met her, I bet you haven't too but I have no evidence nor have I seen any which implies that she is a bitch. Besides the way she replied to my comment on instagram, the odds are in her favour.

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@J hey there, that's really nice and I appreciate words coming from people like you. I may not know exactly where you're coming from, but I can relate to how your situation back then. However, in other ways. I do hope everything's going well for you now and don't worry, I believe you will. :) thanks again btw!! Cheers X

The list goes on, but the number one thing that she obviously doesn't like about herself is her height. I honestly do not give a shit if a chic were to be 1.8 or 1.6 meters tall, look at me (alright you can't) but I'm 1.61 meters tall but I'm still WANTED for many projects and it doesn't affect my dating/sex life either. What the fuck is up with Anti Naomi Neo, that shit is just cyber bullying, i'm not sure about Singapore but in Belgium we DO NOT encourage any form of bullying especially cyber bullying. So, I wish and pray that you guys choke on that elephant size ego of yours and die a slow and painful death.

As for bullying in general I've concluded that there is one main factor involved;

• Jealousy, which probably is the MOST important aspect as to why people are bullied. If someone feels jealous they have a socio-psychological switch in their brains that contribute to resent that people  feel if they are not the best. So they try to bring the best person down by making him/her lose confidence in his/her self. Mostly done in the form of placing negative comments upon the victim, this process causes the victim to magnify her own flaws and thus actually believing that they are actually terrible even though they are not. Bringing this into context, the Haters found that Naomi is very popular and pretty thus became jealous that they do not share similar traits which resulted in them negatively commenting Naomi. This triggered Naomi to feel a sort of insecurity but prevailed with her post telling her haters that she is who she is and does not live to please them but instead have no fear in showing who she really is. 

This my friends is my opinion, you have the right to yours, but if it spreads more harm than good. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Bullies disguist me and now im in such a bad mood :-(

-J