The American Asshole

Alright I'm currently stable but I wasn't about an hour ago, why the fuck does he have to piss me off???? I mind my business and even admit to my minor mistake but seriously! Ok so here's the snitch; I was sitting at home enjoying some Killer karaoke on tv, love that show anyways I felt a little hungry and wanted a coffee so I went to a Starbucks nearby my house. So I grabbed my bike and was on my way to leisure park.

Let me be clear, IT WAS 11PM at night and I didn't see a cat out so I continued cycling on the bridge where I wan't supposed to. Till I saw this american dude and his wife walking on it so I slowed down till he jumped right in front of me. I managed to crash myself into the wall almost being thrown in the water by the impact in order not to crash into him. Seriously instead of being sorry of my hand arm and leg bleeding he started shouting at me that it was a thousand dollar fine to be riding my bike there. So despite the crash I was  still cool so I said that I accept any consequence that comes because of my actions and will pay the fine if the proper authorities made me to but this only pissed the dude of he snapped a picture of me with his black Iphone 5, Ok so first thing that came to my mind was that I forgot to smile especially when he said he was gonna put me on the web,( Ok so what? stomp me than show the world i don't  care ) so i asked if he could retake cause I wasn't smiling well instead of retaking this dude went ballistic and started shouting at me that he would tell my parents ( first off I only have a mom and she is half way around the world, secondly she would just laugh so Ok) than he told me to act like an adult. So I wasn't the one losing my cool, but I have to grow up, really??? I didn't want my face damaged cause I had a shoot the next day so I just said OK turned around and continued my way.

So just before I left the bridge I shouted FUCK YOU at the dude and he went like a nuclear missile BAHAHAHAHA I jumped on my bike and raced off he probably had more exercise running after me than he did at the gym LOL but gave up quickly with his wife shouting at him HAHAHA. So I don't and will not hold a grudge against all americans cause I LOVE HOTDOGS but I will still laugh when I see him sweating again LOL he was sweating more than me going through customs in Singapore...

sorry for all mistakes above!!