*WARNING THIS POST MAY LOOK AS IF I AM CRAZY BUT THIS IS ONLY BECAUSE I AM!*
Have you ever looked up at night before reaching your orgasm and saw the moon and than when taking a shit outdoors and looked a the sky and saw the sun and wondered, 'Hey that's the same size as the moon.'
Well... That's not what happened to me (at least not the second part solely because I think it is illegal to take off your pants in public let alone take a shit... at least in Singapore). I mean why can't we take a shit in public, we are fertalising the soil as we remove our bodily waste (talk about two birds with one stone) AND the release feels as if you are freed of enslavement.
Now back to THE TOPIC, the moon is currently 14.6 million square miles while the sun is ummm a few million times more. UGH this is boring, now back to my story WHY THE FISH is the sun and the moon appear the same size well... theoretically speaking the sun is like a lot further and the moon is well a lot closer to the earth. Well I'ma show you what it means to me, so the 1 is the moon 0 the sun and 8 the earth. 8=1====================================================0 or have you been in the flyer and saw a fat dude on the ground (which represents the sun) and a small dude(the moon) next to you in the capsule and at a certain height they well look the same...
Alright I'm done with my shit now!
-J
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